Alexander Woollcott Quotes

All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Nothing risque, nothing gained.