Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
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Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
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Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
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Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
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Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
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Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
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Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
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Death is the final wake-up call.
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Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.
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First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
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Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
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Growing old is not growing up.
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He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.
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If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.
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If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
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Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
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Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
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Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
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Smile, it's free therapy.
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The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
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The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
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The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
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There is no bad in good.
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Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
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Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
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To awake from death is to die in peace.
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To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
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We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
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When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.
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When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.
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While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
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