Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
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For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
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Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
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He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
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