Eddie Izzard Quotes
| I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. |
| I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less. |
| I'm a one-man idiot |
| Never put a sock in a toaster. |
| So my choice is 'Or Death?'. |
| They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' |
| Twang him into a tree! |
| You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants. |
