Elsa Maxwell Quotes

A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird.

Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.

Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.