Evan Esar Quotes
| A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. |
| Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. |
| Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. |
| Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it |
| Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. |
