Frank Zappa Quotes

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.