After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
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I decided if I walk outside and get hit by a bus, everybody'll say, 'He crammed a load into 34 years.'
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I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.
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I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.
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I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.
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I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me. It doesn't anymore. I don't have to fit into that category and get trounced by Tom Cruise and Brad.
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
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The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'
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There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.
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They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given.
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We [America] can't beat anyone anymore.
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We moved away from what we were going after which was the al-Qaeda and there's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq, which we know, we spent a lot of time trying to prove it and it didn't happen. And we're going to go into a war and we're going to kill a lot of innocent people.
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We're picking on people we can beat.
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You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now.
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You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk.
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