Henny Youngman Quotes
| I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. |
| I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. |
| What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. |
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| I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. |
| I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. |
| What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. |