Herb Caen Quotes
| A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. |
| Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. |
| I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. |
| The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. |
| The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. |
| There are more of them than us. |
