Jack Nicholson Quotes
| Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. |
| I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. |
| Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. |
| People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. |
