James H. Boren Quotes
| A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. |
| Guidelines for bureaucrats: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble. |
| I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. |
| It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground. |
| When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder. |
