Jenny McCarthy Quotes

I was a puke brunette.

I'm so scared girls look at [my breast implants] and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.