Jesse Ventura Quotes

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I asked him [Dalai Lama] the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.