Jim Hightower Quotes

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.

Even a little dog can piss on a big building.

Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.

Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.

Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.

The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.

When I entered politics, I took the only downward turn you could take from journalism.