Joey Adams Quotes
| A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. |
| If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. |
| If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. |
| Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. |
| Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. |
