Joey Adams Quotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.