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Joey Adams Quotes
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
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