John Cleese Quotes

He who laughs most, learns best.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.