Judy Carter Quotes
| About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them. |
| It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents. |
| Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. |
