A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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