Lewis Grizzard Quotes
| I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. |
| Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. |
| The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it. |
