Lillian Carter Quotes

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.

I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say?

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.