Linus Torvalds Quotes

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

My name is Linus, and I am your God.

See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.

Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.

The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it.

When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, for free."