Margaret Smith Quotes
| I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes. |
| I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. |
| If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No." |
| My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? |
| The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. |
