Mark Russell Quotes
| Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business. |
| I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner. |
| If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel. |
| The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! |
| The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. |
