Hey, Dennis, this is Mike! Kick me, please! I'll settle for the price of a set of golf clubs.
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I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose.
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It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
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The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed
so many ex-cons and future cons.
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When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.
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Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to
remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
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