Phil Donahue Quotes

I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as a woman in Mississippi.

I see all those Solomons out there, I can't wait to hear your wisdom.

In order to keep this feather in the air - and that's what it is - my people have to stay on fire creatively.

It's like threading a needle while walking on a water bed.

Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.