Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
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Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
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Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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Getting caught is the mother of invention.
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In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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Partying is such sweet sorrow.
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The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
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To err is human, To purr feline.
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Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
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Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
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