Shirley MacLaine Quotes

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves.

I realized that if what we call human nature can be changed, then absolutely anything is possible. And from that moment, my life changed.

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.

I'd like to introduce someone who has just come into my life. I've admired him for 35 years. He's someone who represents integrity, honesty, art, and on top of that stuff I'm actually sleeping with him.

I've made so many movies playing a hooker that they don't pay me in the regular way anymore. They leave it on the dresser.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

Sex is hardly ever just about sex.

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.

The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.