Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
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I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
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I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.
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It may be those who do most, dream most.
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It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
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Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer "an alleged murderer" and the King of England "the alleged King of England" to avoid libel suits.
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Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.
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The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.
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The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story instead.
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What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.
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