Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.
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Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.
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I love a man who can wear my underwear.
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I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead...
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I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.
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It wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth Taylor.
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No one's ever happy with their position [in Hollywood]. You hear that from people you'd never dream would complain.
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They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
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They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!
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This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
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When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'
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Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.
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