I have a terrible flu/stomach ache thingy and I REALLY want coke, but I'm afraid It'll hurt my stomach even more. I have also been throwing up and that'll hurt to vomit but I haven't threw up in like... over 24 hours... but I felt like I was going too about 15 times in that 24 hours... so.. help :X
I would probably drink some cocainea cola or some ginger hash ale or some grape power soda or some Peruvian uncut cocaine o wait that's actually a real drug. Forget I said anything about the Peruvian ok? I don't wanna go back to jail. *Jumps over a fence and runs* O SHIT THERE COMING FVCK THE OPPS *Gets tazed and wakes up in a cell* God dammit not again.