How can I become a jedi?

Alas, it isn't real.

Star Wars isn't real, but it's fun to pretend! If you know how to fight with a sword, it's basically the same as fighting with a light saber, just make sure you don't touch the blade. Magnets are fun, and if you put two magnets shaped like donuts together on a pencil with the two north sides or two south sides facing each other, it can look like you are using the Force! Also, try to find Jedi costumes. You will feel like a Jedi! Just don't turn to the dark side. Have fun!

Use the force, luke.