SmakRabit

Intermediate, 942 points, 141 answers

I'm known as Esteban. While my friends learn nuclear physics and live out their simple and ordinary lives I must work to save mankind. I do this by making weekly submissions to the local newspaper regarding gardening tips. With my help one day everyone's garden will be as nourished and scrumptious as mine was twenty years ago. My deep dark secret is that I do not even have a garden. In fact, I never have. Furthermore I dislike the mere thought of gardening. If you have a garden, shame on you. Chances are you won't have one for long. Not once I'm through with you. One night as you sleep you will hear little more than a distinct echo of my footsteps as I leave your once immaculate garden in ruins. read less... read more