I am 11 and I came up with the idea, instead of Christmas father, I am going to be Funky Christmas. I want to make some funny jokes about Christmas father. Can anybody please help?
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What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments!
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A pony sleigh station!
What’s a hairdressers’s favourite Christmas song?
‘Oh comb all ye faithful’
What do elves sing to Santa?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That’s how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride?
A “Holly” Davidson!
Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays in January?
At a Ho-ho-tel
Where does Santa go to learn to slide down a chimney?
Chimnesium
Why does Santa wear pink underwear?
He did all his washing in the one load.
What did the dog get for Christmas?
A mobile bone!
What did the farmer get for Christmas?
A cow-culator!