Is MJ really not dead ? I'm really curious about that?

Michael Jackson really is dead. He died 5 years ago. He was sick and his doctor killed him. The doctor was charged with murder. (I think. I dont wanna sound too dramatic but he gave him something that made him die. I think he was trying to kill the King of Pop on purpose).

I am extremely into the illuminate and all conspiracy theories and in my personal opinion yes, he is definitely dead

I am an assistant director of the illuminate and I can tell you that Michael Jackson returned to his home planet five years ago. He originally crashed here in 1756 and has been helping us here at illuminate headquarters with the typing since then.
I understand his hobbies included singing, dancing and morris dancing, he did once perform in front of some sheeple. His doctor gave him an injection that made him wake up on his home planet 142 years earlier with a tutu on, this is not the first time he has done this as before he crashed a dream on the home planet of Superman, which then broke apart. Don't cry for him Argentina he called them the Falklands.

He's dead, now living in the afterlife.